Hosting that actually lives offshore.
KVM virtual machines, RDP and web hosting in jurisdictions that mind their own business. Paid in crypto, deployed in about a minute, ordered from a Telegram chat if you never want to see a billing panel.
Live catalogue
Bulletproof VPS
Every tier is a KVM guest on our own hardware, built by VirtFusion the moment payment confirms. Prices in EUR per month.
How it works
Built to be boring in the ways that matter.
No account managers, no upsell calls, no data-sharing agreements. A machine, a jurisdiction, and a payment method that doesn't ask questions.
Location stays private
We do not publish datacentre locations. New York is offered openly; the bulletproof fleet sits in an offshore jurisdiction we keep to ourselves.
Crypto, not cards
Bitcoin, Litecoin and USDT on TRON. Top up a balance once and spend it across services, or pay per order. No chargebacks, no card on file.
Deployed while you watch
Pick an OS, pay, and the hypervisor builds it. Credentials land in your chat or client area, typically inside a minute of the first confirmation.
Support that lives in Telegram
Message the bot and you're talking to a person. Every thread is mirrored into our helpdesk, so nothing gets lost when a conversation moves.
Put something somewhere quiet.
Spin up a machine in a minute, or talk to us about a rack of them. Either way it starts with a chat.
News, status and offers: t.me/offshorelc